A friend of ours came over and saw the monstrosity that Grandpa bought for our kids and called it "the hotel." That is exactly the perfect term for it.
Thanks Grandpa, the kids will love it and it will be the best babysitter while we welcome in a new baby in just over a month from now.
We won't be leaving the house after July 4th, but, thanks to Grandpa, the "hotel" is a vacation in and of itself.
